tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29358078329381148602024-03-13T09:15:21.239-07:00Jokes Of The WorldEnjoy life and have fun with the funniest jokes from all the worldKasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.comBlogger156125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-43204909486454314832013-12-11T11:44:00.003-08:002013-12-11T11:44:17.318-08:00Two very close friends<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This is the story of two very close friends. so<br />close that they share everything , they are still together in<br />life . They even mutual promise : the first one<br />dies reserve a place to another in the afterlife .<br />And what had happened: one of the two partners dies<br />prematurely. The second does not have the strength to wait for<br />die also to find his friend . He decides to<br />take part in a seance to enter<br />communication with him :<br />- So how 's it going?<br />- I'm fine thank you , life is fantastic here ...<br />- Well said ! How are your days ?<br />- I get up in the morning and WooHoo , you know what I mean , a<br />little exercise at sunrise , then I take my breakfast and<br />WooHoo . Lunch and thereupon WooHoo until dinner.<br />Finally some WooHoo before sleep and now ...<br />- The dream ... then you my reservations this place in paradise eh ...<br />- But I 'm not in heaven , I'm in a breeding<br />rabbits in the Gers!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-70049185026725033262013-12-11T10:29:00.003-08:002013-12-11T10:29:36.784-08:00Buy a ticket<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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David is in a bad money level ... it<br />sees no other solution than to win the lottery to<br />out of there. He went to the synagogue and began to pray for<br />win. The day of the draw, but he expects it will not win. it<br />back to the synagogue and pray again insisting<br />all his life, he respected the religious principles, rituals,<br />food and even donations to Jewish organizations.<br />Again he expects the lottery draw, but again, nothing<br />happens. Near despair he would get back to pray<br />arises when a voice from up there in the sky said:<br />"Okay David, you want to win the lottery, but perhaps<br />you could help me a little. Go and buy a ticket. "</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-11499046469881692442013-12-11T10:21:00.003-08:002013-12-11T10:21:43.019-08:00Bear and rabbit<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A bear poops in the woods when a small<br />White Rabbit is also next to him. The bear asks the rabbit: </div>
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It does not bother you, who is so small and all white, the<br />splash when you do your needs.<br />The rabbit replied simply:</div>
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No, I'm used to. So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes with.<br /></div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-33313794650893085012013-11-26T05:15:00.001-08:002013-11-26T05:15:14.004-08:00Always attached<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A judge inspects execution of sentences<br />district hotheads. He sees a<br />prisoner in chains and asks: So, my boy, you're enjoying<br />here? Another sneers: Yeah, it's a place where I am<br />always attached!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-48412588888108410662013-11-26T05:13:00.001-08:002013-11-26T05:13:11.848-08:00One-way road<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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it should not be good because all the people were going away.</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-68279882609709816082013-11-17T08:21:00.003-08:002013-11-17T08:21:51.170-08:00Convicted<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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You did not feel anything when you<br />have your wife cut into pieces<br />before turning to cook? asks judge convicted.<br />Yes, yes! At one point I started to cry.<br />Ah, anyway! And when? When I cut onions ...</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-71202243046521797822013-11-17T08:02:00.000-08:002013-11-17T08:02:05.860-08:00Two fools want to escape<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Two fools want to escape from the asylum Then one of them said.:<br />Look, I'll turn on the flashlight, you'll get<br />on the beam, and you jump over the wall!<br />And the other replies:<br />You take me for a fool? When I'm in the middle, you're off!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-66626166957134191452013-11-17T07:38:00.002-08:002013-11-17T07:38:50.702-08:00I can walk there!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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An old man dies in bed.<br />Her children around<br />and start talking about the funeral.<br />They vacillate between<br />a funeral first, second or third class.<br />At the beginning, as they like their father, they are unanimous<br />for a first-class funeral, but as and when the discussion, wallet speak and we arrive at a third-class burial in the pit common. The old man stands up and starts yelling: If you want, I can walk there!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-72046710738622443192013-11-17T07:30:00.005-08:002013-11-17T07:30:53.644-08:00Like a pig!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The family is at the table, and Toto, the son eats badly.<br />Father:<br />-Do you really eat like a pig!<br />The son:<br />-Huh?<br />Father:<br />You know at least what is a pig?<br />The son:<br />Yes, he is the son of a pig ...</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-68890081872566616222013-11-17T07:16:00.001-08:002013-11-17T07:16:49.914-08:00Infusion!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This is the story of three vampires who are in a bar.<br />The first vampire orders a glass of warm blood.<br />The second order a glass of blood cold.<br />The third order a glass of water hot!<br />The other two look and ask him the question:<br />Why a glass of hot water?<br />The third answer:<br />-I found a buffer, I'm going to infusion!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-30016402645109674682013-11-17T06:59:00.004-08:002013-11-17T06:59:57.644-08:00What is the policy?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A boy asks his father :<br />Papa , I have to make a presentation at school<br />is that I can ask you a few Questions?<br />Yes of course , go on what you want know?<br />- What is the policy?<br />The father thought for a bit and then starts:<br />- Well, here , take as an example our home.<br />I am an employee , so I win<br />money, so call me " Capitalism" .<br />Your mother is the administrator of the estate , call it "government" .<br />We need to take care of you and meet your needs ,<br />therefore thou art " the people."<br />Good call " the working class " and your little sister<br />which has only one year , " the future."<br />Is it clearer now ? Little thought and said:<br />- I am not very sure, but I 'll think.<br />That night, awakened by the cries of his sister , the boy<br />will see what is wrong.<br />Discovering that her younger sister seriously filled his bed<br />little goes to his parents' bedroom ,<br />and seeing that his mother is asleep , he will see<br />in the maid's room , where througha keyhole ,<br />he sees his father jumping the good .<br />The little one is so disgusted by what he saw it returns<br />in his room and went back to bed .<br />The next morning breakfast will see its father :<br />- That's it Dad, now I think I<br />understand what it is that policy.<br />- Very good son ! Tell me<br />Now with your own words .<br />- Well, while Capitalism<br />fuck the Working Class ,<br />The Government is deeply<br />asleep, the People are completely<br />ignored and the Future is in deep shit ...</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-75148472510024259732013-11-17T06:54:00.000-08:002013-11-17T06:54:08.372-08:00Big teeth<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Papa, Papa! At school, they all say<br />I have big teeth! This is not<br />true, huh?<br />-No, no, do not cry! and<br />raises its head, you strikeouts the floor!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-81773276230825015662013-11-17T06:51:00.000-08:002013-11-17T06:51:31.474-08:00The church is on fire<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The church is on fire. 47 fire brigade<br />Sprinkle fire.<br />The priest sits slumped on a prie-<br />God who escaped the disaster<br />and he looks at the horizon of a desperate air.<br />So, a good sister pushes him<br />its choirboys<br />to scowl and she blows him<br />-Go and tell Monsieur le Cure you<br />sorry ...</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-66421878241646082582013-11-17T06:47:00.000-08:002013-11-17T06:47:01.569-08:00 Lost at poker<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Honey, you'll be required to prepare<br />your suitcase and go to another, I've lost at poker!<br />Collapsed, she asks: But how did this happen?<br />The guy tells him:<br />- I cheated!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-73372872030324936432013-09-20T11:57:00.000-07:002013-09-20T11:57:00.788-07:00A village cannibals<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-22590949485347588542013-09-14T06:12:00.001-07:002013-09-14T06:12:58.687-07:00Two friends<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-6873600708520696532013-09-14T06:10:00.000-07:002013-09-14T06:10:04.461-07:00All the same<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-6959080041782099422013-09-08T04:05:00.003-07:002013-09-08T04:05:47.952-07:00It's easy for you<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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- Here's what I'd do for these</div>
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- "Oh dear, it's easy for you ... We see</div>
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morning!</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-627487656497689112013-09-08T04:03:00.002-07:002013-09-08T04:03:53.778-07:00Cannibal into a restaurant<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Three friends walking around. There was one who<br />is called No-Man, the other<br />and the last one called Sick.<br />Suddenly the first entering and<br />pique the shop contained the cash and<br />then save the second said to the<br />Third:-Go to the police.<br />So it comes to a phone and said<br />the police:<br />-That is to say that no man<br />fly shop and nobody saw it.<br />-Are you sick? asked the<br />policeman.<br />Yes it's me.</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-76327964354113717572013-08-31T04:49:00.002-07:002013-08-31T04:49:46.080-07:00Belgian wife<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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thermometer before putting it in place.</div>
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-82347334752803639012013-08-27T08:38:00.002-07:002013-08-27T08:38:11.537-07:00Favorite pastimes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-91856564417356613032013-08-22T11:14:00.002-07:002013-08-22T11:14:32.637-07:00I feel bad <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-75796811763261034892013-08-22T11:12:00.002-07:002013-08-22T11:12:22.050-07:00The widow doubt<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kasfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10108076568340147963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2935807832938114860.post-49554671273053026022013-08-20T08:04:00.004-07:002013-08-20T08:04:50.119-07:00Frozen lake<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="" id="result_box" lang="en"><span class="hps">An elephant</span> <span class="hps">and</span> <span class="hps">a mouse</span> <span class="hps">are</span><br /><span class="hps">the edge of a</span> <span class="hps">frozen lake.</span> <span class="hps">Elephant</span> <span class="hps">hesitate to</span><br /><span class="hps">rush</span><span>.</span> <span class="hps">Mouse</span> <span class="hps">reassures</span><span>:</span><br /><span class="hps">-</span> <span class="hps">I'll go</span> <span class="hps">first</span><span class="">, she said</span><span>,</span> <span class="hps">to</span><br /><span class="hps">see</span> <span class="hps">if the ice</span> <span class="hps">holds up</span><span class="">!</span></span></div>
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