All the same

A young girl announces her engagement to
his father, who said with a sigh:
- Paul?have he the money, Paul? 

And the girl replied:
- But you're all the same! it is
exactly the question he asked me
 on you!

It's easy for you

A man is in hospital visit.

The doctor tells him that he has more than

noon to live. The man returns

home and announced the news to his

woman. Then he adds:

- Here's what I'd do for these

noon: First, a good dinner,

then go drink and dance the rest

of the night ...

His wife then replied to him:

- "Oh dear, it's easy for you ... We see

although you do not have to get up tomorrow

morning!

Cannibal into a restaurant

A cannibal into a restaurant and

ask: - A boy, please!

Three friends

Three friends walking around. There was one who
is called No-Man, the other
and the last one called Sick.
Suddenly the first entering and
pique the shop contained the cash and
then save the second said to the
Third:-Go to the police.
So it comes to a phone and said
the police:
-That is to say that no man
fly shop and nobody saw it.
-Are you sick? asked the
policeman.
Yes it's me.

Belgian wife

A doctor asks the Belgian wife of a

patient who is 42 ° C but appears in full

form:

Doctor, as my husband is sensitive

cold, I warmed a little

thermometer before putting it in place.

Favorite pastimes

Television interviews the last descendant
of a noble family, which celebrates its 100th
birthday.
- In your younger days, which were
your favorite pastimes?
- Women and hunting.
- And what do you hunt?
- Women!

I feel bad

Doctor, doctor, everyone said
I feel bad ...You tried to wash?Yes, but it does not work, after a
months it again.

The widow doubt

The old man just died. the priest
do not praise:
- What was good husband, and what a good
Christian, and how he loved his
children, etc. ...
Finally, the widow doubt. it
looks at a child and told him
ear
- Go to the coffin and take a look at
inside to see if it's your father
that is in there.

Frozen lake

An elephant and a mouse are
the edge of a frozen lake. Elephant hesitate to
rush. Mouse reassures:
- I'll go first, she said, to
see if the ice holds up!

Sign of intelligence

A bald old minesweeper on top
head of a young girl who meets him
notes that it has lost hair on
the top of the skull.
- But it is a sign of intelligence!
- Yes, but then you're a bit stupid on
the edges!