A village cannibals

A scientist studying a village
cannibals. Wanting to engage
conversation with a little girl holding
a child in his arms, he asks:
- He's cute, he's your little brother?
- No, it's my lunch!

Two friends

Two friends meet after several years.
 And your children, they must be great? Yes, they are both married. my
son is fine, he brings his coffee
bed my daughter did everything she wants and it
even bought a beautiful coat fur!
- And your son? Oh, he has no luck. his wife
is a lazy and a spendthrift. it
needs to bring her coffee in bed, he
do everything she wants. He even had his
buy a fur coat!

All the same

A young girl announces her engagement to
his father, who said with a sigh:
- Paul?have he the money, Paul? 

And the girl replied:
- But you're all the same! it is
exactly the question he asked me
 on you!

It's easy for you

A man is in hospital visit.

The doctor tells him that he has more than

noon to live. The man returns

home and announced the news to his

woman. Then he adds:

- Here's what I'd do for these

noon: First, a good dinner,

then go drink and dance the rest

of the night ...

His wife then replied to him:

- "Oh dear, it's easy for you ... We see

although you do not have to get up tomorrow

morning!

Cannibal into a restaurant

A cannibal into a restaurant and

ask: - A boy, please!

Three friends

Three friends walking around. There was one who
is called No-Man, the other
and the last one called Sick.
Suddenly the first entering and
pique the shop contained the cash and
then save the second said to the
Third:-Go to the police.
So it comes to a phone and said
the police:
-That is to say that no man
fly shop and nobody saw it.
-Are you sick? asked the
policeman.
Yes it's me.