contortionist

- Sir, said the customer leaving
the hotel, this is the last time I put
foot in your establishment!
- My God! exclaims the landlord. Qu'estce
which was not in service?
- Well, there was no paper in the
toilet ...
- But, sir, this is a
failure on our part. The customer can
still claim. You have a language
anyway?
- I have a language but I am not
contortionist!