Gulf

A player from Gulf launched a ball too
strong. He can not find her.
After half an hour, a gardechampêtre
shows up and says:
-It is you who have lost a ball
golf?
Yes, says the guy.
-Well, she arrived in the eye of a
truck driver
who missed a crossing.
It derailed a train and five cars
went to crush
the campground. In short,
Your ball is 97 dead.
And now, how you will
learn?
-Uh, the guy said, I think I'll hold
my club in another way,
thumb and index tighter ...