At the hospital

At the hospital, in the ICU. a patient
gradually regaining his senses:
- Where am I?
- You're in the hospital, in the ICU.
- What happened to me?
- There was a scramble in the subway and you spent under
a train.
- So what? ? !
- And then I have good news and bad news. which
hear first you want?
- The bad.
- The bad news is that your legs were
so filthy that you had to amputate both.
- Oh no! This is not true! Shit! My legs ... And what is
the good news?
- There's a guy in a room next door which was a very good
offer for your shoes.