I'm great

This is an old man of 80 years who goes to see her doctor

for an annual check-up. It asks how will

things.

"I'm great!" replied the old man. "I go out with a

Little Hen 18 and I put pregnant! What

you think about it, doctor? "

"Let me tell you a true story. I have a

friend who is a keen hunter, he never missed a

season. One day when he went hunting and he was in a hurry,

he made a mistake and instead of taking his gun, he took his umbrella.

While he was in the forest, he saw a grizzly bear

bearing down on him. He grabbed his umbrella, the shouldered and pushed the

handle. Do you know what happened then? "

"No," replied the old man stunned.

"Well grizzly fell dead at his feet!"

"That's impossible!" rose up the old man. "Someone had to take

in its place ... "

"This is exactly where I was going ..."