Voicemail help psychiatric

Hello! You have reached the voicemail help

psychiatric.

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 without stopping.

- If you are emotionally dependent, ask someone

press 2 for you.

- If you have a multiple personality disorder,

press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

- If you are paranoid, stay online, our agents trace

your call.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice

will tell you which number to press.

- If you are depressed, the number you pressed is

unimportant, nobody answer.

- If you are a compulsive repetition, hang up and

recompose.

- If you are a passive-aggressive, put us on hold.

- If you are antisocial, pull the phone from the wall.

- If you have problems with attention, do not mind

instructions.