Two very close friends

This is the story of two very close friends. so
close that they share everything , they are still together in
life . They even mutual promise : the first one
dies reserve a place to another in the afterlife .
And what had happened: one of the two partners dies
prematurely. The second does not have the strength to wait for
die also to find his friend . He decides to
take part in a seance to enter
communication with him :
- So how 's it going?
- I'm fine thank you , life is fantastic here ...
- Well said ! How are your days ?
- I get up in the morning and WooHoo , you know what I mean , a
little exercise at sunrise , then I take my breakfast and
WooHoo . Lunch and thereupon WooHoo until dinner.
Finally some WooHoo before sleep and now ...
- The dream ... then you my reservations this place in paradise eh ...
- But I 'm not in heaven , I'm in a breeding
rabbits in the Gers!

Buy a ticket

David is in a bad money level ... it
sees no other solution than to win the lottery to
out of there. He went to the synagogue and began to pray for
win. The day of the draw, but he expects it will not win. it
back to the synagogue and pray again insisting
all his life, he respected the religious principles, rituals,
food and even donations to Jewish organizations.
Again he expects the lottery draw, but again, nothing
happens. Near despair he would get back to pray
arises when a voice from up there in the sky said:
"Okay David, you want to win the lottery, but perhaps
you could help me a little. Go and buy a ticket. "

Bear and rabbit

A bear poops in the woods when a small
White Rabbit is also next to him. The bear asks the rabbit: 

It does not bother you, who is so small and all white, the
splash when you do your needs.
The rabbit replied simply:

No, I'm used to. So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes with.

Always attached

A judge inspects execution of sentences
district hotheads. He sees a
prisoner in chains and asks: So, my boy, you're enjoying
here? Another sneers: Yeah, it's a place where I am
always attached!

One-way road

A policeman calls a blonde after have surprise to roll in reverse
on a one-way road and it request: Do you know where you were going?
The blonde replied:  No, but wherever it is,

 it should not be good because all the people were going away.

Convicted

You did not feel anything when you
have your wife cut into pieces
before turning to cook? asks judge convicted.
Yes, yes! At one point I started to cry.
Ah, anyway! And when? When I cut onions ...

Two fools want to escape

Two fools want to escape from the asylum Then one of them said.:
Look, I'll turn on the flashlight, you'll get
on the beam, and you jump over the wall!
And the other replies:
You take me for a fool? When I'm in the middle, you're off!

I can walk there!

An old man dies in bed.
Her children around
and start talking about the funeral.
They vacillate between
a funeral first, second or third class.
At the beginning, as they like their father, they are unanimous
for a first-class funeral, but as and when the discussion, wallet speak and we arrive at a third-class burial in the pit common. The old man stands up and starts yelling: If you want, I can walk there!

Like a pig!

The family is at the table, and Toto, the son eats badly.
Father:
-Do you really eat like a pig!
The son:
-Huh?
Father:
You know at least what is a pig?
The son:
Yes, he is the son of a pig ...

Infusion!

This is the story of three vampires who are in a bar.
The first vampire orders a glass of warm blood.
The second order a glass of blood cold.
The third order a glass of water hot!
The other two look and ask him the question:
Why a glass of hot water?
The third answer:
-I found a buffer, I'm going to infusion!

What is the policy?

A boy asks his father :
Papa , I have to make a presentation at school
is that I can ask you a few Questions?
Yes of course , go on what you want know?
- What is the policy?
The father thought for a bit and then starts:
- Well, here , take as an example our home.
I am an employee , so I win
money, so call me " Capitalism" .
Your mother is the administrator of the estate , call it "government" .
We need to take care of you and meet your needs ,
therefore thou art " the people."
Good call " the working class " and your little sister
which has only one year , " the future."
Is it clearer now ? Little thought and said:
- I am not very sure, but I 'll think.
That night, awakened by the cries of his sister , the boy
will see what is wrong.
Discovering that her younger sister seriously filled his bed
little goes to his parents' bedroom ,
and seeing that his mother is asleep , he will see
in the maid's room , where througha keyhole ,
he sees his father jumping the good .
The little one is so disgusted by what he saw it returns
in his room and went back to bed .
The next morning breakfast will see its father :
- That's it Dad, now I think I
understand what it is that policy.
- Very good son ! Tell me
Now with your own words .
- Well, while Capitalism
fuck the Working Class ,
The Government is deeply
asleep, the People are completely
ignored and the Future is in deep shit ...

Big teeth

Papa, Papa! At school, they all say
I have big teeth! This is not
true, huh?
-No, no, do not cry! and
raises its head, you strikeouts the floor!

The church is on fire

The church is on fire. 47 fire brigade
Sprinkle fire.
The priest sits slumped on a prie-
God who escaped the disaster
and he looks at the horizon of a desperate air.
So, a good sister pushes him
its choirboys
to scowl and she blows him
-Go and tell Monsieur le Cure you
sorry ...

Lost at poker

A guy comes home one night and told her woman

Honey, you'll be required to prepare
your suitcase and go to another, I've lost at poker!
Collapsed, she asks: But how did this happen?
The guy tells him:
- I cheated!

A village cannibals

A scientist studying a village
cannibals. Wanting to engage
conversation with a little girl holding
a child in his arms, he asks:
- He's cute, he's your little brother?
- No, it's my lunch!

Two friends

Two friends meet after several years.
 And your children, they must be great? Yes, they are both married. my
son is fine, he brings his coffee
bed my daughter did everything she wants and it
even bought a beautiful coat fur!
- And your son? Oh, he has no luck. his wife
is a lazy and a spendthrift. it
needs to bring her coffee in bed, he
do everything she wants. He even had his
buy a fur coat!

All the same

A young girl announces her engagement to
his father, who said with a sigh:
- Paul?have he the money, Paul? 

And the girl replied:
- But you're all the same! it is
exactly the question he asked me
 on you!

It's easy for you

A man is in hospital visit.

The doctor tells him that he has more than

noon to live. The man returns

home and announced the news to his

woman. Then he adds:

- Here's what I'd do for these

noon: First, a good dinner,

then go drink and dance the rest

of the night ...

His wife then replied to him:

- "Oh dear, it's easy for you ... We see

although you do not have to get up tomorrow

morning!

Cannibal into a restaurant

A cannibal into a restaurant and

ask: - A boy, please!

Three friends

Three friends walking around. There was one who
is called No-Man, the other
and the last one called Sick.
Suddenly the first entering and
pique the shop contained the cash and
then save the second said to the
Third:-Go to the police.
So it comes to a phone and said
the police:
-That is to say that no man
fly shop and nobody saw it.
-Are you sick? asked the
policeman.
Yes it's me.

Belgian wife

A doctor asks the Belgian wife of a

patient who is 42 ° C but appears in full

form:

Doctor, as my husband is sensitive

cold, I warmed a little

thermometer before putting it in place.

Favorite pastimes

Television interviews the last descendant
of a noble family, which celebrates its 100th
birthday.
- In your younger days, which were
your favorite pastimes?
- Women and hunting.
- And what do you hunt?
- Women!

I feel bad

Doctor, doctor, everyone said
I feel bad ...You tried to wash?Yes, but it does not work, after a
months it again.

The widow doubt

The old man just died. the priest
do not praise:
- What was good husband, and what a good
Christian, and how he loved his
children, etc. ...
Finally, the widow doubt. it
looks at a child and told him
ear
- Go to the coffin and take a look at
inside to see if it's your father
that is in there.

Frozen lake

An elephant and a mouse are
the edge of a frozen lake. Elephant hesitate to
rush. Mouse reassures:
- I'll go first, she said, to
see if the ice holds up!

Sign of intelligence

A bald old minesweeper on top
head of a young girl who meets him
notes that it has lost hair on
the top of the skull.
- But it is a sign of intelligence!
- Yes, but then you're a bit stupid on
the edges!

How

How do we marry
young woman, beautiful, rich and intelligent?
We get married four times.

Difference between a blonde and a pizza

What is the difference between a blonde
and a pizza? Pizza, you can have
without chamignons.

Mr Dugenou

Mr Dugenou done service

in an infantry regiment. his sister

just died in a car accident

car, but he does not know yet. its

Colonel learns via Brigade

Police and summoned Warrant Officer

week:

- Warrant Officer Lafleur!

- Aye sir!

- Tell me, Lafleur's sister Dugenou

died this morning. I made you

call for you to announce her

new tactfully. Is a Dugenou

sensitive boy, and you know the

household.

- Lafleur leaves the office of Colonel and is

sound gathering. Once before

the assembled company, he shouts:

- The ceusses whose sister died, a

step forward!

Nobody moves.

- Dugenou! You have fifteen days

hole for not obeying orders.

The general forces UN

This is the general forces

UN to inspect the ranks. it

approaches the Russian soldier to guard him

you ramrod straight. He takes his

Kalashnikov and puts a big hit

in the back. The soldier did not flinch and

the general asked:

- Does it hurt?

- Nyet Comrade General

- Why did not you hurt?

- Because Russian soldiers fear

no pain!

He then approaches the U.S. takes

his colt and puts a big hit on the

head. The soldier did not flinch and

General asked:

- Does it hurt?

- No sir

- Why did not you hurt?

- Because U.S. soldiers

fear not the pain

He then approaches the French, takes

rifle bayonet and plant it in the

foot. The soldier did not flinch and

General asked:

- Does it hurt?

- No sir

- Why did not you hurt?

- Because I put on the 39 and the idiots

Stewardship my donated 44.

Vagabond

This is a man who leaves a supermarket and sees
a bum grazing the grass. So this gentleman,
wanting to do a good deed he has to come and eat
home. Happy, vagabond asks if he can come up with
his wife and five children. That's when the man himself
says: "But there is no problem, I have at least 25 acres
tall grass in my garden ... "

Cannibal tribe

In a cannibal tribe in Africa, it was the lack of
victims. Then the chief sent his best hunting
hunters. But they did not come with a little while
Ethiopian skinny. The Cuistot then told his aides:
- Stir it slowly to avoid meat is all
dissolved in water. And then add lots of potatoes.
Like that, it will make it a little more.
After half an hour, the chef comes and sees his two
aid brew water as raging ...
- But what do you do, fuckers!
- But chief, if brews more slowly, it begins to eat
all potatoes!

Honey

Honey, when you're of the same opinion as me, I feel
I was wrong.

The bear and the rabbit

A bear poops in the forest when a small
White Rabbit is also next to him. The bear asks the
rabbit:
- It does not bother you, who is so small and all white, the
splashes when you do your needs.
The rabbit replied simply:
- No, I'm used to. So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes with.

Official

The official is a great husband!
When he returned in the evening he is not tired
and has already read the newspaper.

Physicians

There are several categories of physicians, and can be
differentiated as follows:
General - know nothing and do little
Surgeons - know little but can do everything
Internal - know everything but do nothing
Pathologists - know everything and can do everything, but
usually it is too late.

College student

A college student tells his parents:
- We did a test in class, on the theme: "The job of my
father. "It inspired me and I told myself that my text would
surely the best and the teacher would read aloud to
the whole class.
- So says the mother, how you told your father, one of the
greatest surgeons in the world, has already completed more than twenty
heart transplants?
- Uh ... not. To impress friends, I told it
driving a car fire.

Ambulance

An ambulance went to the hospital. A doctor told the
driver:
- What happens? What's going on? they were
announced one injured and you bring four! Then the
driver said proudly:
- Well, the others are from me! I just hitt hem!

Voicemail help psychiatric

Hello! You have reached the voicemail help

psychiatric.

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 without stopping.

- If you are emotionally dependent, ask someone

press 2 for you.

- If you have a multiple personality disorder,

press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

- If you are paranoid, stay online, our agents trace

your call.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice

will tell you which number to press.

- If you are depressed, the number you pressed is

unimportant, nobody answer.

- If you are a compulsive repetition, hang up and

recompose.

- If you are a passive-aggressive, put us on hold.

- If you are antisocial, pull the phone from the wall.

- If you have problems with attention, do not mind

instructions.



Doctor is me

A man has just been hit by a car.
The driver comes out and says:
- You're in luck sir! We are just ahead
the doctor's office.
- Yes! Unless the doctor is me!

Alarm

A man goes to the dentist. He moved on

chair and opens his mouth:

- But all your teeth are gold! Exclaimed the dentist.

- Yes, indeed, I have come to ask you to put an alarm.

Come to daddy!

This is a guy who goes to see his doctor for pain

the balls. After examination, the doctor is amazed:

- It's amazing! You have one testicle and the other wood

metal.

- Yes I know! And this is serious?

- Well, yes, you can not have children.

- Bullshit! He turns to the waiting room and yells "

Pinocchio, Robocop, come to daddy!

longest nerve

What is the longest nerve in the human body?

The optic nerve, because when you pull a bit of ass, it has the

tears in my eyes!

I'm great

This is an old man of 80 years who goes to see her doctor

for an annual check-up. It asks how will

things.

"I'm great!" replied the old man. "I go out with a

Little Hen 18 and I put pregnant! What

you think about it, doctor? "

"Let me tell you a true story. I have a

friend who is a keen hunter, he never missed a

season. One day when he went hunting and he was in a hurry,

he made a mistake and instead of taking his gun, he took his umbrella.

While he was in the forest, he saw a grizzly bear

bearing down on him. He grabbed his umbrella, the shouldered and pushed the

handle. Do you know what happened then? "

"No," replied the old man stunned.

"Well grizzly fell dead at his feet!"

"That's impossible!" rose up the old man. "Someone had to take

in its place ... "

"This is exactly where I was going ..."

Crazy people

A doctor in psychiatry wanted to test his patients

(all crazy) when he drew a door on the wall and a

asked to enter. All mad attacked the door

open except for one who stayed away from them laugh.

The doctor asked him why he laughed. The fool says, these

People are crazy!

Doctor: Why?

The madman because the keys are with me.

Memory loss

A guy shows up at the doctor:

- Doctor, I came to see you because I have memory loss.

What can I do?

- Pay me in advance.

Good and bad news

At the hospital, in the ICU. a patient

gradually regaining his senses:

- Where am I?

- You're in the hospital in intensive care.

- What happened to me?

- There was a scramble in the subway and you spent under

a train.

- So what? ? !

- And then I have good news and bad news. which

hear first you want?

- The bad.

- The bad news is that your legs were

so filthy that you had to amputate both.

- Oh no! This is not true! Shit! My legs ... And what is

the good news?

- There's a guy in a room next door which was a very good

offer for your shoes.

Mental diarrhea

A woman visits a doctor:
- Doctor I have mental diarrhea.
- That is to say?
- Whenever I have an idea, this is crap!

Bad news

The doctor says to his patient:
- I have bad and very bad news for you
announce.
- Start with the bad.
- I received the results of your tests. The analysis clearly indicates
that you do not have more than two days to live.
- 2 DAYS!! OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE, it is
incredible! And you say you have a new
worst to tell me?
- Yes, it's been since yesterday I'm trying to reach you for you
announce ...

ready

When a man says he is ready to

go, that means it is ready to go.

When a woman says she is ready to

go, that means it WILL ready

once it has found its second

earring, she has finished

refine its makeup, it will

chooses from among its twenty

pairs of shoes ...

The cannibal chief

The cannibal chief raises lid

the pot from time to time, and

a huge fork, he throws the guy who

is being cooked!

- But finally! said another cannibal!

Leave him at least peace!

We already cares in broth, so if

more on the torture ...

- What? But you do not see it in

currently eat all the rice!

cannibals

A scientist studying a village

cannibals. Wanting to engage

conversation with a little girl holding

a child in his arms, he asks:

- He's cute, he's your little brother?

- No, it's my lunch!

woman and a hurricane

What is the common point between
woman and a hurricane?
When it comes, it's hot and humid,
when it goes, it is with your car and
your house.

letter

A crazy writing a letter. The director himself
request:
Who do you write?
  To me.
And what do you put?
I do not know, I Headmaster
have not received it yet!

the old and the billlionaire

An old phone to a billionaire
Heart counselor:
I am 62 years old and I am madly in love
a beautiful girl of 19 years.
Do you think I have a better chance of
get him to marry me if I tell him that I
just 50 years?
The counselor replied: In my opinion,
you'd better tell him you
approaching 80

psychiatrist

During the course of French, the teacher asks a

student:

  Real, can you, please, give me the definition of a

psychiatrist?

  Oh! A psychiatrist, professor, this guy is a very

smart that helps people become crazy!

a guy who gets stabbed

This is the story of a guy who gets stabbed

in the street. It begins to lose its blood abundantly, it

falls to the ground, like the edge of the coma, begins to crawl

in the street, moaning and trying to find help.

Suddenly he sees an open pharmacy. He says:

That's it I'm saved! He draws in his last strength to

drag himself somehow to the counter. Always on the edge

of fainting, it caters to the pharmacist:

  Please help me, I'm dying, I took me a

knife, it really will not, etc..

The pharmacist, placid:

  No, I'm sorry, there is 19 hours, and I farm. The other, which

by not back off again to the charge:

  Pity, pity, he said, I will die! I'm dying, do something

for me! Then the pharmacist:

  Okay, okay, okay. He went around the counter, out the knife

belly man, plant him savagely in the eye, and he

said: Go to the optician in the face, it is open until 19:30!

blackout

A seller has to ring the
door. A lady brought.
Before she had time to open the
mouth, he grabbed the trash
and he pours the contents on the carpet: the
rabbit bone, old cotton,
the broken crockery, skins
banana peels,
Wilted flowers, cans
used ...
-Madame, he said, so I poured in
your lovely apartment this
mountain of garbage, this is for you
prove the virtues of my new
vacuum. He will swallow everything in two
minutes.
And it will not be swallowed, well, it is
I who swallow ...
Then the lady goes into her kitchen and
returns with salt and pepper,
oil and vinegar and starts
season the pile of trash.
-But what do you do? said the
Guys, flabbergasted.
-Nothing. Just trying to help you
things
because since this morning, there is a
blackout ...

an iron hook

Thomas returns to the small class with
his notebook and it shows
his father:
History 20, Geography 20,
Mathematics: 20 Reading: 18.
How? Braille father. Read 18
? Dirty little lazy!
And the kid gets a pair of sacred
slapping.
The following month, the small back Thomas
his notebook.
It 20 everywhere except in reading. Then his
father fucks his ass
loud and he said:
-If the next week, you're not 20
reading, I whip you up
blood.
And after a month, the boy
go home, piteously.
He made terrible efforts in reading
but he was only 19.
This time, the father will seek a
huge whip and he is about
bright-skinned. And Thomas said the small
a plaintive voice:
'But Dad, trying to understand ...
It is very difficult to read Braille with
an iron hook ...

beggar

A beggar fell into such a
misery is obliged to cook
her dog and eat. He is currently
sucking the last bone and sighs:
-Poor Fido! Had he been there, he
be entertained!

stifle all the time

A guy goes to the doctor and said:-At night, it's okay, but when I arrived atoffice, I rednessfull figure and I begin tochoking me ...The doctor said:-Take off your clothes!It sounds out of the bottom and he said:-This is the liver. Necessary to remove the liver.The guy between the clinic and fifteen dayslater he emerges with the liverless.He returned to his office, he looksice in the toilet,he sees that he has a rash on the face andhe feels that he begins tochoke.So this time, he will see a largespecialist which makes it a lotanalysisand sampling and ended by saying:-It comes from the stomach ... It will make youablation of the stomach.And presto! One month clinic, itremoves the stomach, and during hisconvalescence,more redness or choking. Theguy is happy, it payscliniche returned home and went to bed.The next morning, he goes to the office andIt is hardly in the street it startsto choke and become red. Oneambulance picked up, the trimballein the hospital, all doctorsbegin to wonder about his case, andUltimately, they decided itremoving the intestine.After three months, he is recoveringpainfully up and tells him:-That's it! You'll never have toredness or choking, onlyyou no more than five or sixmonths to live ...-Well, the guy said, if it's like that, thatleast I finished in style!It performs all his savings, he boughta nice car, it paysgirlsextraordinary and he decided to becomevery elegant. He enters a largestore, he ordered five suitsmeasurement, twelve ties,twenty pairs of shoes and he said:-I want a shirt dayfor five months.It's 150 shirts!-Well, says the seller. Wait until Iyou take steps ...57 sleeve length 75 towersize, total length 63and 40 ... necklineNo, says the guy. The neck is not40 is 37 ...Sir, you have 40 neck, Ijust measure!No, 37, I tell you!-Well, listen, it's as you like.But if you wear shirtswith 37 neckline, you will havefull redness Figureand stifle all the time ...

Gulf

A player from Gulf launched a ball too
strong. He can not find her.
After half an hour, a gardechampêtre
shows up and says:
-It is you who have lost a ball
golf?
Yes, says the guy.
-Well, she arrived in the eye of a
truck driver
who missed a crossing.
It derailed a train and five cars
went to crush
the campground. In short,
Your ball is 97 dead.
And now, how you will
learn?
-Uh, the guy said, I think I'll hold
my club in another way,
thumb and index tighter ...

In nine months

A guy arrives late at his desk
is stuck
in the hallway by his boss:
-You have two hours late! you
have an excuse?
-Yes. My wife is having a baby!
Ah! Congratulations ... She began to
birth?
-Uh, no! In nine months ...

the hostess

The good news is this. the
hostess said:
-You have good certificates?
-Yes, ma'am.
You know how to cook?
-Yes, ma'am.
-And you love children?
-Uh ... Yes, but this time, I would
do better than Mr.
careful ...

Two friends

Two friends meet in the street. the
One said to the other seeing
the devastated mine:
-You lost someone?
No! It is quite the opposite! I look
a baby!
-And that's why you're doing this mouth
burial?
-Yes. I wonder how I'll
and told my wife ...

a priest and a Christmas tree

What is the common point between a priest
and a Christmas tree?
In both cases, the balls, that is
decorate ...

A widow

What is a woman who has lost 90%
of his intelligence?
A widow ...

codpieces to zip

What is the biggest flaw of
codpieces to zip?
It makes noise in the cinema ...

What is

What is oval, still wet
and the hair around?
Well, the eye, of course ...

Statue of Liberty

Why is the Statue of Liberty
a woman?
Because he was the head is empty
to be able to visit ...

what is slavery

-Tell Mama, what is slavery?
-Shut up ... When you talk, you pedal
slower and light
Dimming the show!

crematorium

Toto come to class one morning and is
immediately
yelled at by the teacher:
-Tell me Toto, why do not you come
to school yesterday?
-This is because my grandfather was
burned.
-Oh! Excuse me Toto. I hope its
burns are not too serious?
Oh, if Madame! Is that it does not laugh
not to the crematorium!

Daddy, Daddy!

-Daddy, Daddy! At school they all say
I have big teeth!
This is not true, right?
-No, no, do not cry and
raises its head, you strikeouts the floor!

At school

At school, the teacher asked
students to tell an event
unusual to them recently.
Later, she asks some students
to read their text.
Toto gets up and starts:
-Last week, Dad fell
in the well in the garden.
-Sweet Jesus! exclaimed the mistress, he
is much less?
-I suppose, replied Toto. He stopped
to call for help yesterday ...

I would drown

Toto arrive at school in tears. the
teacher approaches him.
-What is there to my child?
-Ouiinn! This morning mom went
walnut six kittens
just born!
Yes of course, it's sad, but this is
not a reason to cry.
-Siii! Mom promised me that
that I would drown!

A dead scout

What is brown and green, and
smells in the woods?
A dead scout ...

A frog in a blender

What is green and turns red
when you press the button?
A frog in a blender ...

On the beach

On the beach, a guy approaches a
extent lady
under an umbrella and he said:
I do not want to bother you, but
I think your son
is burying my snack
under the sand ...
-No, sir, it is not my
son is my nephew.
My son, he is drowning your
baby ...

a button

A guy meets a friend who has
black eyes.
-Name of God! What happened to you
? You're a fight you?
No, said the other, pitifully.
This is by sewing a button
fly ...
One-button fly? How so?
-Well, yes ... You know I live in a
small guesthouse.
The other day, I realized that I had
lost a button fly.
I'll find the hostess and
I asked him politely
if she can sew me. Of course, it
agrees and says
it's not worth it to take my
pants,
she will do it immediately. it will
looking for a needle
and thread and sews it to me in three
minutes.
And when she finished, she made ​​a
node with its wire
and looks to cut it with his
teeth.
And this is just the time that his
husband came ...

vampire

- Tell me Mama, what is a
vampire?
- Shut up and drink before it coagulates ...

William

In an American university,
group of girls going on a visit
Medical. The first that comes
carries a huge mark in the form of H
on the chest.
- What is this? asks
doctor, intrigued.
- It's nothing, she replied, blushing.
This is just my boy-friend who
called Harry. He got his tattoo
initial on the chest and I think my
tight so strong that it has stuck ...
The next girl and then advance
doctor realizes she has also
chest engraved, but a large M.
- Well, he said smiling, decidedly,
this tattoo history is fashionable ...
And I guess the young man who
you like to call Mike or Martin?
- Uh ... No, doctor! It is called
William ...

maybe Mr. prefer jam

The key turned in the lock and lover
just time to throw himself under the bed.
The husband undresses, lies near
and his wife made ​​him a thousand kindnesses
Much of the night. She offers him
Moreover, with even more
kindness she feels the need to
to forgive. They end their
antics so late it was broad daylight.
So the woman gets up, it will make
coffee with milk in the kitchen and she returned
with a large tray.
- Honey, she said, you want toast with
honey or jam?
- For me, it is with honey, says the guy.
And stooping to look under the bed,
added:
- But maybe Mr. prefer
jam?

Fifine

In a boys' school, we confess

students every Sunday. the first

said:

- Father, I accuse myself of lying

with Fifine!

- Little Monster! You recite a rosary

! The following ...

The second shows up and says:

- I slept with Fifine!

And all the kids in the class are the

same confession. The priest is shocked. When the last

approach, he said:

-And probably, you also slept with

Fifine?

- No, Father. Fifine is me